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Last Updated: 27.06.2025 00:12

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Molestiae quas aut aut quisquam eum aut.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No go.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Star-shaped brain cells may underpin the brain's massive memory storage - Live Science
Minds and Behinds
Just Forget it!
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Real Madrid vs Pachuca: FIFA Club World Cup – start, team news, lineups - Al Jazeera
No, not a chance
So they tried
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
What would you do if you found out that someone had broken into your home while you were sleeping?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Catatonics & High Colonics
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Can red light therapy improve blood circulation?
Next, they tried...
Another attempt resulted in ...
Still no good.
Why is digital marketing important?
No way
Freaks and Cheeks
So, the docs changed it to read
What is the best way to keep my vagina clean and fresh?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
share office space ...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Rangers Option Kumar Rocker - MLB Trade Rumors
Nuts and Butts
They put up a sign reading
Then came..
Hegseth warns China poses 'imminent' threat to Taiwan and urges Asia to boost defence - BBC
Everyone loved it.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Still no good
Why do people think Mirko is boring in My Hero Academia?
Loons and Moons
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Unacceptable again!